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NPR Nancy Boy Decries Trick Plays
By now, if you have basic Internet, then you’ve seen the clip of Driscoll Middle School’s football team pulling a fast one on their opponents, and if you search “Driscoll Middle School” or even “trick...
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Teen Girl Softball Takes a Surprising Turn For the Worse
This is Brigid Lesovsky, a female softball umpire who has been arrested on charges of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old girl. I’m guessing her last name is “Lesovksy” because she’s a...
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About This Whole Penn State Scandal
Obviously the general news media is in an uproar over the happenings at Penn State University this week, as longtime head coach Joe Paterno will retire at the end of this season thanks to no other...
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Penn State Fans Rioted Over Joe Paterno
We know, dude. Trust us, we know. Sometimes I think that young people in the Third World look at America and they think, “Why can’t I have that?” And then on days like this, I assume they’re thinking,...
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
This video’s title is the SEO-friendly “Breakdancer kicking girl knockout“, but I have two problems:1. They should’ve just called it “Internet” 2. They act like what happens in the video is a terrible...
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52-Year Old Man Punches Eighth Grader In Face For Losing At Basketball
The new face of parenting.By way of Prep Rally and numerous local news anchors who seriously cannot believe this shit, a 52-year old Eagan, Minnesota, man was arrested and charged with fifth-degree...
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Penn State Update: Mike McQueary Is Testifying Like Ralph Wiggum
It’s still not fun to make light of the Penn State abuse scandal (especially in the wake of ESPN’s horrifying HANDS OFF cover), and TMZ’s latest updates on what’s being said during Mike McQueary’s...
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Suddenly, Jerry Sandusky Is Explaining How Justice Works
Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State defensive coach who at the very least showered with young boys, touched their legs in the showers because he’s just like Forrest Gump and ended a bunch of creepy...
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The New Hotness: Organized Toddler Fighting
As if Aremenian boy barfight MMA wasn’t bad enough, today’s big mainstream news story tackles the next step down on the boyfighting evolutionary ladder … three awful, awful Delaware women were arrested...
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Former NFL Cheerleader, Star Molest Children In Very Different Ways
Don’t like reading horrible stories about former sports celebrities molesting children? HERE, HAVE TWO.The first is Elizabeth Leigh Garner, a 42-year old former Tennessee Titans cheerleader, who is in...
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And Now, The Worst Fantasy Football Tweets You Will Read This Year
(via Getty Image) This morning has been a stressful one on the Twitters, as it was reported that Adrian Peterson left the Minnesota Vikings because someone either in his family or close to his family...
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Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused
Pictured: Nosferatu (via Getty Image) It’s not exactly what you might call “justice,” but Penn State University is finally paying up. According to the Associated Press, Penn State says they’re paying...
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Lights Camera Jackson and Jay Leno, a perfect match
Kid Film Critic Lights Camera Jackson (now 13) actually appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last week, but since no one under 65 watches Jay Leno anyway, I don’t feel bad not posting it until...
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New Will Smith child abuse video surfaces
New video (watch it below) has surfaced of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s life-sized, 9-year-old promotional doll, Willow Smith, singing her first single, “Whip My Hair.” She’s named after her father,...
View ArticleNPR Nancy Boy Decries Trick Plays
By now, if you have basic Internet, then you’ve seen the clip of Driscoll Middle School’s football team pulling a fast one on their opponents, and if you search “Driscoll Middle School” or even “trick...
View ArticleSTOP ENCOURAGING THESE CREEPY CHILD MANNEQUINS.
In what may be the worst decision ever made, according to the Sources say that actor is circling the project, an adaptation of a book by a nine-year old boy revolving around advice on how to deal with...
View ArticleTeen Girl Softball Takes a Surprising Turn For the Worse
This is Brigid Lesovsky, a female softball umpire who has been arrested on charges of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old girl. I’m guessing her last name is “Lesovksy” because she’s a...
View ArticleAbout This Whole Penn State Scandal
Obviously the general news media is in an uproar over the happenings at Penn State University this week, as longtime head coach Joe Paterno will retire at the end of this season thanks to no other...
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DC Had A Change Of Heart And Will Let A Deceased Boy’s Memorial Depict Him As...
Via Global News The story of Jeffrey Baldwin is a truly horrible one, as his grandparents were convicted of second-degree murder for allowing him to die by starvation in 2002. After he and his siblings...
View ArticleCheck Out Cris Carter’s Powerful Statement On Child Abuse From ‘NFL Countdown’
Directly following Hannah Storm’s tearful commentary on Sportscenter, the panel on NFL Countdown led right into the very same topics. The big difference was the tone of the discussion, especially...
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